Here is a the second part of funny ‘bad translation’ signs. Over 30 more - Enjoy!
 

You better slip - It’s the law!

 
Click “Read more” to see the rest of them!

“Watch out the step!” and the rest

 

“Not for drinkin”, yo

 

I can go with no jumping… but no “PNOPHOTOS”? come on….!

 

Good for them!

 

Seems logical. I’ll obey.

 

No porn at the internet stands!

 

I volunteer to tackle prostitutes, too!

 

Sign posted on a garbage can at the airport

 

Only “Stairs for up”!

 

Then what should I do??

 

“Do a civilized tourist” - it will definitely be a “scenic spot”!

 

They want you to keep your chair tidy after dying! Please “corporate”!

 

This is the new line of LOSER printers, much better than laser!

 

“Disembowel” your bags here. Ouch that has to hurt!

 

Make sure you get in their way!

 

Pick the window at which you want to get punched!

 

Slip and fall, but do it carefully!

 

What makes this room so excellent? If I only knew…

 

No “fatal drawing and paining” please!

 

Move over Saturday Night… there’s a new fever in town!

 

Wow they close very late!

 

The child forbids it!

 

“Kids Swear”???

 

Sounds like a fortune cookie, but makes sense, I guess.

 

“Less numbness, more loss” - is that part of the theory of relativity?

 

In case you missed it, the cable is orange!

 

Must be fun in that room

 

Must be sensible animals… be gentle with them!

 

Don’t fall down! Its the law!

 

If you “off seat” the “patriarch” will get PISSED!

 

Don’t climb these “perilous” hills!

 

Spit quietly!

 

The service must be great in here

 

Read these instructions and make sure you follow!

 

No waiting allowed!

 

Who wants warts? I’m staying away from that tap!

 

Liked these? Click on the following to see more funny signs:
Toilet Signs From Around The World
Funny Road Signs
Funny Signs - Part 2
Funny Signs - Part 3
Funny Signs - Part 4 - Bad Translations Special I

- Stumble it!

 

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