Here is a the first installment of 35 hilariously funny signs. Most are poor translations to English from Chinese and Japanese, but there are a few others. Very funny!
 

“No Louding!”

 
Click “Read more” to see the rest of the signs!

Hint hint… you must stink!

 

“Pay your attention!” - How much?

 

I hope the back is opened

 

Is ‘cellphone’ a new language?

 

A new spin on ‘Singing in the rain’

 

Interesting - our ancestors must have packed photos

 

It needs your ‘conserve’!

 

‘Visitace’ according to priority, you!

 

“Prevent to lose” from Police cue!

 

Who likes SNAKES with their coffee? Not me!

 

No thanks - won’t be buying anything there

 

What? I can’t ride my bike in?

 

“Slip and fall down carefully” onto your “ground of towel”

 

Stay out, you’re nothing but danger!

 

This place is for boring people only

 

These bathroom instructions are TOO FUNNY!

 

I hope this is a solitary path!

 

Must be a true joy to walk here…

 

Prevent the “accidence”

 

‘Seniors’ and ‘weak ones’ be prudent!

 

Are you keeping your things properly?

 

Nothing but swimming cap - must be quite a sight in that pool!

 

Do as they say

 

Shhhhh the grass is sleeping

 

It is “nice to live,” isn’t it

 

No good can come if you throws ‘odds and ends’ into the pond

 

Again - NO THANKS - YU CKO!

 

Why did they make a plank road to begin with?

 

“Bump the head carefully”

 

Or if you prefer… “fall to the river”, but do it carefully!

 

“No Scratch!”

 

“No Climbing the perilous hills!”

 

You can “litter down” if you want… but not UP!

 

Liked these? Click on the following to see more funny signs:
Toilet Signs From Around The World
Funny Road Signs
Funny Signs - Part 2
Funny Signs - Part 3
Funny Signs - Part 5 - Bad Translations Special II

- Stumble it!

 

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