Enjoy this collection of funny and sometimes ridiculous signs!

If you liked these, be sure to click on the rest of the collection found at the bottom of this post.

 

Help desk will set you on fire!

 

Press button. Receive bacon

 

One Way? Then how do you get to 202 & 35?

 

“This Bus Stop Is Not In Use” - He’ll be waiting for a loooooooong time… or maybe his hair length and facial expression are an indication of how long he’s already been waiting

 

WOW - must be quite an eventful road ahead!

 

A new take on being ‘monitored’

 

Interesting lubrication warning sign

 

If When you die *instantly* touching these wires, they’ll want to collect the fine

 

Better tie and leash your dog at this campsite…

 

Instructions on how to properly use the toilet… and what NOT to do

 

Stapled condom for safe sex!

 

I guess going straight is the only choice

 

This pitbull must have used the stapled condom… shame!

 

No Entry turns into Ninja Entry - clever

 

The bridge is out, but local traffic is more than welcome

 

Sharp edges on the sign, and the bridge is out ahead

 

No Way - One Way!

 

Interesting conundrum

 

To all those who said you’d do it “When Hell Freezes Over”… you’re on. Go do it!

 

Must be Johnny Knoxville’s private airport

 

Proceed with caution ‘Children ahead, working on the road, building bumbs, on a dead end street, oh and let the lady cross the road, too!’

 

What they fail to tell you is that while birds poop every 15 minutes, they all do it at different times, so you’ll get pooped on regardless!

 

What kind of management are we talking about here?

 

Good aim in the bathroom

 

Good all around life advice

 

Let the church help you

 

Ass gallery - don’t miss the exhibits

 

And they wonder why they attract the wrong target audience…

 

STOP - It’s Hammer Time!

 

No going in deeper than your armpits & mouth! OK?

 

Bruce Wayne’s exit

 

Who goes there? Probably in search for the next sign…

 

Aren’t we all looking for this place?

 

Put down that stone…!

 

Liked these? Click on the following to see more funny signs:
Toilet Signs From Around The World
Funny Road Signs
Funny Signs - Part 2
Funny Signs - Part 3
Funny Signs - Part 4 - Bad Translations Special I
Funny Signs - Part 5 - Bad Translations Special II

- Stumble it!

 

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